Lying Idiot

Just another idiot trying to get someone to pay for him being a dumbass. You dont just get diabetes. Its not a viral pathogen, nor is it a psychosis. You dont just develop it. You lead a lifestyle that encourages it. And as for the nightmares, he is making it up. YES. I called him a liar. Got his phone number? I will call him and tell him, and his mama that he is a liar. He is trapped in confined spaces in his dreams. Confinement nightmares dont work that way. Its too straight forward to have been something in a dream. Sounds like scripting to me. Wonder what studio his lawyer works for. Anyone that has had nightmares of being confined can tell you that dont come out this easy. There is always more too it. You usually get free only to be confined again. And he says that the employees thought he was joking. I would have too. What moron glues himself to a damn toilet seat? Well, besides this one. And thats is the million dollar question. How did this rocket scientist manage to get his fatass glued down? You know how long he had to sit there for it to work? Any glue strong enough to hold down a 150 adult male of reasonable strength is not going to dry in less than 30 minutes, while pressure is applied. And how did this man not notice the seat was wet when he sat down? And why the hell did he continue to sit in it? I mean, when you sit down in a toilet and the seat is wet the first thought has got to be 'I just sat in urine'. So why did he not get up? I can answer that. there are only two possiblities. The first one for me is, he glued himself down. IF he ever was actually glued down to start with. Everyone I ever heard of that accidently glued anything exceept thier fingers took a hell of a lot longer than 20 minutes to get the glue off. Second is, he is a special kind of idiot. One that will probably grace the pages of Darwin Awards sometime in the future. Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com: "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Colorado man who had a panic attack when he found he was glued to a toilet seat in a Home Depot restroom has sued the home improvement giant for negligence, saying staff ignored his plight. Retired electrical engineer Bob Dougherty, 57, said on Thursday he was stuck in the stall with his pants down for about 20 minutes and that two years after the 2003 incident he was suffering from post-traumatic stress, which has triggered diabetes and heart complications. 'I have these nightmares every night where I am locked in this dark room, with no windows, no doors, no fresh air, no route for escape. I wake up in these cold sweats,' Dougherty said. Spokesmen for Home Depot Inc. could not immediately be reached for comment. Dougherty said in a lawsuit filed last week in Boulder, Colorado, that he thought he was having a heart attack when he realized his buttocks and legs were stuck to the toilet seat in the Home Depot restroom in Louisville, Colorado. He explained his plight to an employee who came into the restroom but other Home Depot staffers thought it was a hoax and he had to wait until someone else came in to again summon help. Dougherty is claiming unspecified damages for help with medical and psychiatric bills, for humiliation and for the diabetes he said he has developed as a result of the stress. 'Home Depot not only ignored my plight, they refused my plight,' he said. Dougherty said he suspected the glue had been placed there as a prank by three teens seen earlier in the store."