Yooo Joooe

Ok. A big ups to Dark Apathy for this Yoooo Joe Iraqi militants claimed in a Web statement on 2/1/05 to have taken an American soldier hostage and threatened to behead him in 72 hours unless the Americans release Iraqi prisoners. This is the guy they have.

WTF So the Iraqis have stolen some poor kids toy? And they are going to behead him? What an outrage. I tell ya this would not have happened if they had let GI Joe keep his kung fu grip. Where is the Six Million Dollar Man when you need him? I bet Col Steve Austin can get Joe outta this.